Give your city (town or region) a new name that reflects what type of place it is, and explain why you chose that name.
I could get into some real trouble with this one. It's not that I don't like where I live, I guess I just wish it was a little more progressive here. I hate that I even have to say that, as if being more liberal or progressive is a bad thing. I guess I shouldn't label it that then. I just wish people were more accepting and understanding of people who aren't like them.
I honestly can't think of some weird name for Abilene. It's a small city with a small town vibe. It's definitely more conservative but it's getting better and more accepting over time.